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How to Hack a Mac in less time than it takes to cook a pop-tart (if you want it dark)...
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Written by WATYF on Friday, 28 March 2008 (11362 hits)
Category: Apple Bashing

Well, well, ladies and gentlemen... it's that time again. I realize that I have been shirking my Apple-Bashing responsibilities as of late, but this is one opportunity that I just could not pass up.

I appears that there was a big "hacker" convention the other day... the theme of this little get-together was, "If you can hack it, you can have it". Now, the average Mac fanboy would assume that millions of attendees walked away with free Windows PCs, but lo and behold... the MacBook Air was the FIRST machine to be hacked!!! Yes... that's right folks... not Windows... definitely not Linux... but instead, a Mac. And it only took two minutes to do it. Oh dear... this is so much fun I don't know where to start... how about I start by dispelling some of the feeble attempts that Mac fanboys are going to make to minimize this wondrous trouncing of an Apple product.

Apple charges a 5 dollar cover fee just to browse their store!
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Written by WATYF on Monday, 23 July 2007 (5394 hits)
Category: Apple Bashing

I just stumbled across this story about how Apple is going to start charging people a $5 entrance fee just to get into their Apple stores. Can you freaking believe that? Seriously... I thought I'd seen it all when it came to the ridiculous lengths of Apple's smug marketing and aloof users, but this one definitely takes the cake. This just cements Apple, and all of the preening tossers who use their products, as the pretentious goobers that I've always known them to be. Now, it's not like I've ever been tempted to go into an Apple store (lest I lose 50% of my IQ and start drooling out of the corners of my mouth), but there's no way on earth it's gonna happen now. Oh yeah... and it gets even better...

Apple takes a stab at Vista... and misses.
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Written by WATYF on Tuesday, 12 June 2007 (5649 hits)
Category: Apple Bashing

As vastly superior to Microsoft as Apple is, they (in their benevolence) will occasionally throw us poor Windows users a bone every once in a while. And it looks like that once in a while is right now (yay for us!!).  Just this week, Apple took a stab at porting their oh-so-popular browser (Safari) over to Windows Vista... unfortunately, they overestimated their ability to write anything other than fluffy apps that don't do anything useful. Laughing Apparently, this little bundle of Apple joy came with bugs, exploits, and a complete lack of standard features.

Maddox on Macs...
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Written by WATYF on Monday, 12 March 2007 (4672 hits)
Category: Apple Bashing

Just a quick link for y'all. One of my favorite internet writers has finally chimed in on Macs. Why am I not surprised which side he came in on? Tongue out

Maddox on Macs.



A gift from a Mac user....
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Written by WATYF on Tuesday, 06 February 2007 (5992 hits)
Category: Apple Bashing

A buddy of mine who uses a Mac made me my very own Demotivator... I thought you all might like to see it.


now... we all know that it should say, "When you are too smart to run a Mac"... but hey... it's the thought that counts.

And since I'm such a thoughtful guy... I figured I'd make him his very own demotivator too...

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