Written by WATYF on Friday, 13 April 2007 (9729 hits)
Category: Nerdery
That's right ladies and gentlemen... today I'm going to offer conclusive proof that the new Office 2007 interface has been endowed with copious amounts of suckage...
...but first, I'm going to ramble on for a bit (much like I do at the beginning of all of my articles, before actually getting to any kind of point or useful content).
As many of you may know... I very quickly grew an intense dislike for the new Office 2007 layout (or interface, or GUI, or menu system, or whatever you wanna call it) the minute I was forced to use it at work. You may think it's because I'm a luddite, but that's not the case at all... I rather like new things... just so long as they don't make my life a living hell. You may also think that I just like to bash Microsoft for fun... but that's blatantly untrue... I would never bash Microsoft just for fun.. that's what I have Apple for.
But after ranting about how much Office 2007's new look sucks, and trying to find ways around its idiosyncrasies, and hacking together a (very lousy) way to get it to (kind of) look like Office 2000 (or 2003), I was finally delivered from my turmoil (at least for now).
And I thought that was the end of it... I figured my articles would just fall into oblivion (much like every other article that I write on this site ) and I would move on with my nerdy little life... but it appears I won't be able to forget them so easily...
You see,... every once in a while (usually when I'm bored), I'll check my server stats. This is actually a good way to see which Shareware sites are directing me traffic for TaskRunner and what not, and it's kinda cool to see how people end up on my site (usually through Google searches). Well, lately, I've been noticing a trend. "Office 2007" is coming up quite a bit in my Goggle referrals... and you might be shocked to see what searches people are using to end up here. How 'bout a little sample...?
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Hhmmm... I think I'm detecting a common theme... I'm not quite sure what it is... but I know it's in there. OK... so several people ended up on my site because they also think the new Office interface sucks. So what? I mean... that's only a few people who think that, right? It's basically just me and 14 other people who agree that the new look blows chunks..... right?
Well... keep in mind, those are just the Google searches that resulted in people coming to my site. But since my site doesn't exactly get the best Google placement, one can only image the sheer volume of searches Google must get on a daily basis from people who just can't stand using a crappy, restrictive interface that assumes they're an idiot.
Oh yeah... that, and the fact that those aren't all of the Office 2007 searches that lead people to my site... there are others... Here's a few more of my favorites.
"office 2007 i want the old menu back"
(I feel your pain, brah)
"excel 2007 is crap"
(well... I would've been a little more diplomatic about it... but it's a free country)
"is it possible to use old office menu on office 2007"
(I hate to be the bearer of bad news... but sorry... you're screwed.)
"office 2007 hell"
(Where bad productivity suites go when they die)
But again, we're just talking about a handful of people... you know... there are only a select few out there who are thick-headed enough to not fall madly in love with the new Ribbon. At least... that's what MS would like us to think... unfortunately, I have just a few more stats that paint a slightly different picture...
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That's right folks.... hundreds of people are ending up at my little ol' website... all because Office 2007's new look just plain sucks.
Thank you, and good night.
WATYF
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